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Anally Retentive Web Designer Required

Location: Brighton
14 August 2010
We are looking for a fantabulous creative and energetic web designer to join our small motley crew of web geeks in Brighton.
We dont have pesky clients making ridiculous demands to worry about as all of our work is restricted to a handful of 2.0 web properties that we own and run ourselves. Our jewel in the crown being one of the most popular football sites on the net so if you have a passion for football thatd be a bonus.
Day to day tasks will include Photoshop/Fireworks design work GUI development and HTML/CSS Dreamweaver deployment. Ajax l33tery and Flash skills will definitely be an advantage and if you have basic PHP/SQL/Linux experience this will also get a thumbs up but is by no means crucial.
You will need to be buzzing with creativity have a good understanding of Web 2.0 concepts and be able to quickly craft erection-inducing pieces of HTML pulchritude from briefs that have been scribbled down in a frenzy on nothing more than a few lager stained beermats. An anally retentive attention to pixel-perfect detail will also be required.
Our offices are located in the North Laines next to the plastic aberration that is the Pavilion and were about as easy going and laid aback as is possible for a company to be without going bankrupt.
Were flexible with working hours - you can work on flexi-time and choose when to come and go provided your work gets done. And youre free to take breaks whenever you want You can even just sit out in our chill out area and play FIFA 10 on the PS3 with all the other slackers if doing actual work gets a little too much. We also unlock the fully-stocked beer fridge on Fridays and youll no doubt be pleased to hear that there are absolutely no David Brents in the office.
There will be times off high stress deadlines which you will need to be able to cope with and may mean pulling a few late night shifts occasionally but the majority of your time will be punctuated with a relaxed almost Zen-like state of job satisfaction. Promise.
Salary is competitive and were also offering a generous profit share scheme to the right applicant. Besides the free beer theres also other perks including free company macbook football season tickets and most importantly a free USB rocket launcher for your desk (RRP: 29.99). Well also buy your lunches provided your culinary tastes arent much more extravagant than a bacon butty.
So if listening to people shout Yeahhh. That sounds sublime Bob lets touch base with those TPS reports next Wednesday is getting you down and you dont find the prospect of staring at our much coveted unix timestamp wall clock a little too much like nerd-overload then wed love for you to get in touch. Just send us your portfolio and a brief summary of your experience. Recent graduates WILL be considered if your portfolio and skill-set is strong enough.
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